Butthurt Meter mascot: a gas gauge stabbed by a pitchfork

Butthurt Meter

A satirical dashboard of everyday annoyances, scored 0–100 so you can feel scientifically validated.
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Dashboard-style Butthurt Meter banner art: chrome gauge with a pitchfork needle pinned at critical

Live community rage index

Pure vibes dressed up as instrumentation. Needles, pitchforks, and fictional scores for hosting validation — not medical advice, not market research, and definitely not a reason to reply-all.

Today’s gauges

Each card is a satirical “butthurt” reading. Scores below are fictional sample data used to prove the static site pipeline end-to-end.